Do you know who the fuck I am?
Sorry, I just wanted to say that...
You probably did a Google search for “transvestites”, “porn”, “dildos”, or some variation of these topics and ended up here in my little corner of the Internet.
My name is Damon Peter Rallis (aka The Six-Fingered Monkey). I am a writer, a dad, and a troublemaker living on Eastern Long Island and, when I’m not out here, I do shit for people and they actually pay me!
I’m also a crew member over at Sprocket Ink (the funniest news site on the Internets) and a “local voice” blogger for Patch.com, where I write occasionally funny pieces about stuff going on in my area.
Aside from stabbing people in the eye with my words, I enjoy spending time with my incredibly patient and understanding girlfriend, as well as with my two awesome boys.
In addition to a supporting cast of nut-jobs (I’m a magnet), the characters within these pages include The Girlfriend; my oldest son, Lu-dog; my youngest, D-Man; and of course… me!
After all, that’s what this thing is all about.
Wanna know more about me? Visit DamonRallis.com