Those posters should be all over the UK. Our leader, David Cameron, is more reptillian than human. In fact, I swear I once saw him swallow a whole shih tzu without chewing.
Down with the Reptilian Agenda indeed. If there really are reptile aliens here, I wonder if they have to shed all the time? Ugh, can you imagine having sexy naked slappy time with a reptile alien and it's skin shedding season? That'll kill the mood with a quickness. Like having sex with someone deep in a Shingles outbreak.
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