I have been motherfucking BUSY y’all.
Last weekend, The Girlfriend and I traveled to New Jersey to attend the wedding of my old college friend, classmate, and one-time roommate, Drew, to his lovely fiancee (now wife) Dani.
The trip taught me two things:
- I don’t ever want to live in New Jersey. Sorry folks, I just don’t.
- It doesn’t matter how much time has passed, whenever I get together with my old college buds? We are all 19 years old again and we wear it like a motherfucking badge!
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| Franklin Pierce alums (L to R) Drew, Trevor, Six, Todd, and Erika. I know, I'm the handsome one! |
Anywho, it turns out that Erika, former classmate and wife of former roommate Todd, is a closet Six-Fingered Monkey fan!
I know, you're ALL in the motherfucking closet.
So, being the awesome guy that I am, I offered her an autograph, but that wasn't good enough.
She INSISTED that I feature her on my blog.
So, here it goes:
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| I'm not sure if she is jamming out or trying to fart! Either way, you're famous now, girl. |
I'd better get out of here before I cause any more trouble.
Let's get to it, bitches...
It's time for The Six Fingered Monkey's Week in Review!
My Digital Footprint
So this week's Sprocket Ink story follows one couple on their quest to scratch off the craziest bucket list item, EVER -
"Steal a Police Car"
Show this story to your kids as a way to teach them that drugs are really. Bad!
By the way, the story features some sweet video goodness, complete with a car chase and a junkie's head being smashed on the trunk of a police car!
Comment of the Week
Our comment of the week actually comes via Twitter and the award goes to me (hat tip to Ollie, though, who brought out the funny in ME)...
Do you know what else is awesome?
Me on Twitter.
So awesome, in fact, that I created this infographic to prove it:
So, what are you waiting for? Get on over there and follow me!
Okay y'all. Have a grand weekend!
xo,
Six
PS and OMG: I almost totally forgot. I got another fucking Liebster award from the lovely and talented Sleepy Bard (who rocks WAY HARD). Thank you so much and, if you THINK I'm going to answer any of those questions, you are OUT of YOUR MIND!
9 comments:
Thanks for the hat tip in my direction. Also, if you are as awesome as a gorilla high-fiving a shark, then nothing can stop you.
That TGIF photo looks like it could be a still from the original Harlem shake vid.
Erika is not going to be happy with that farting picture (there's no rule that you can't groove and fart simultaneously). Also, a gorilla and a shark joining forces is terrifying rather than awesome. That's five ways at least that your face can be ripped off.
Wow, you're a dead man. Erika's going to kill you dead. It's been nice knowing you though, you'll be sorely missed.
You are in so much trouble for that picture of Erika. If that were me I would punch you in the nuts.
Thanks for the shout out. <3
@Addman - My pleasure... and you're right... nothing can stop me now. God help all of you.
@Pickleope - five ways to get your face ripped off = awesome
@Sleepy: I'm glad you're not Erika. She was a really good sport and said this on Facebook - "Well.... I got my blurb in the "Week in Review". I got exactly what I asked for! Love It!!!!!"
I stole a police car. It's not all it's cracked up to be. Especially when it ends in a high speed chase and a head on collision. It did have a gun in it tho and a hitch hiker in the backseat who wanted me to pull over during the chase. But there was really no time. Every word is true.
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