I have been motherfucking BUSY y’all.
Last weekend, The Girlfriend and I traveled to New Jersey to attend the wedding of my old college friend, classmate, and one-time roommate, Drew, to his lovely fiancee (now wife) Dani.
The trip taught me two things:
- I don’t ever want to live in New Jersey. Sorry folks, I just don’t.
- It doesn’t matter how much time has passed, whenever I get together with my old college buds? We are all 19 years old again and we wear it like a motherfucking badge!
|Franklin Pierce alums (L to R) Drew, Trevor, Six, Todd, and Erika. I know, I'm the handsome one!|
Anywho, it turns out that Erika, former classmate and wife of former roommate Todd, is a closet Six-Fingered Monkey fan!
I know, you're ALL in the motherfucking closet.
So, being the awesome guy that I am, I offered her an autograph, but that wasn't good enough.
She INSISTED that I feature her on my blog.
So, here it goes:
|I'm not sure if she is jamming out or trying to fart! Either way, you're famous now, girl.|
I'd better get out of here before I cause any more trouble.
Let's get to it, bitches...
It's time for The Six Fingered Monkey's Week in Review!
Mitch O'Connell, the guy that I
My Digital Footprint
So this week's Sprocket Ink story follows one couple on their quest to scratch off the craziest bucket list item, EVER -
"Steal a Police Car"
Show this story to your kids as a way to teach them that drugs are really. Bad!
By the way, the story features some sweet video goodness, complete with a car chase and a junkie's head being smashed on the trunk of a police car!
Comment of the Week
Our comment of the week actually comes via Twitter and the award goes to me (hat tip to Ollie, though, who brought out the funny in ME)...
Seriously though, you should follow Ollie on Twitter and you should also check out Ollie's blog, both are equally awesome.
Do you know what else is awesome?
Me on Twitter.
So awesome, in fact, that I created this infographic to prove it:
So, what are you waiting for? Get on over there and follow me!
Okay y'all. Have a grand weekend!
PS and OMG: I almost totally forgot. I got another fucking Liebster award from the lovely and talented Sleepy Bard (who rocks WAY HARD). Thank you so much and, if you THINK I'm going to answer any of those questions, you are OUT of YOUR MIND!