I am posting my "Friday Round-Up" a day early, because its Valentine's Day y'all, and I wanna focus all of my attention on MY Valentine for the next 24 hours...
So, As you know, I haven’t posted a whole lot this week, with the exception of this absolutely adorable picture I took of Clyde, aka "new pussy." That doesn’t mean that I haven’t been busy.
In addition to shoveling out from nearly 30 inches of the white stuff (and I’m NOT talking about the GOOD white stuff) and live-Tweeting the Grammys like a fucking BOSS, I’ve been a busy little monkey out on the Internets... just not here.
That is why I present to you, “The Six-Fingered Monkey’s Weekly Round-Up,” which should help y’all to stalk me better because, seriously?
You’re not doing a good enough job.
Speaking of live-Tweeting the Grammys, let’s start by talking about my digital footprint, shall we?
My Digital Footprint
I had a lot of fun live-Tweeting this year's Grammy Awards but, overall, it was a failure compared to last year’s Grammy live-Tweet. I’m going to try and redeem myself by live-Tweeting the Oscars later this month. I guess it wasn’t ALL that bad. I mean, Joan Rivers totally stole one of my jokes and used it on E!’s “Fashion Police”... kinda...
Speaking of me being awesome (because I know that you're thinking, “Fuck, that guy is AWESOME”), I was given FOUR blog awards since my last round up. You can read about the first two here.
I received the "18-hour award," from Lori, over at "The Next Step." The award was created to recognize those who have, in some way, supported Lori in her blogging endeavors.
Thank you Lori, that was sweet! Lori's blog is pretty sweet too. So, you should check it out.
Now, I'm supposed to pass this award along to anyone (blogger or not) who has supported me and my writing. As you know, I NEVER do what I am supposed to do, especially when it comes to blog awards.
Rather than pass it along to anyone in particular, I'm going to "dedicate" it to my Facebook fans, because they are some of my biggest supporters! So, if you're a fan of my Facebook page and you want it, you now have yourself a new award. If you're not a fan, get on the bandwagon with all of the other cool kids.
AND (I know, holy shit, right?) I received the "One Lovely Blog" award from The Cutter over at The Cutter Rambles. Thank you so much... and, again, as someone who
I AM gonna pass this one along, though, to two DUDE bloggers that everyone should follow. They are Kevin over at Who Woulda Thought? and Ken at Ken - inatractor. Check them out because they totally rock... even though Kevin is a bitch.
I also added two more “man cards” to my shelf, courtesy of the fine folks over at Dude Write. I was hoping for a sweep, but I was no match for the two winners of the “Member’s Only” Man Card. Seriously. Read these stories because they rock:
“My Baby Leaves Home”
“Pee: Standing or Sitting”
Although I didn't grab the "members only" card this time around, I managed to secure these:
I also wrote TWO Sprocket Ink stories recently.
The first is a provocative piece on how to NOT give people the middle finger while the other explores my personal thoughts on random acts of kindness (like you care).
Oh, my dreams also came true this week when I was involved in a threesome, which brings me to my blog pal and fellow Sprocket Ink crew member, Angie.
Did you click on that link?
I know, she's HOT, right?
Yup, Angie coaxed me into a threesome... Which brings me to a NEW weekly roundup category...
Alright. Get your minds out of the gutter y’all. By OPP, I mean “Other People’s Posts” and that threesome I was talking about? It was a (semi) non-sexual virtual threesome involving me, Angie and MY man Brett. MY man, Angie. MINE.
If you don’t follow these two people, you are an idiot.
Speaking of following, a good friend of mine turned me on to the most informative, entertaining, and interesting blog EVER... If you like beer. I fucking LOVE beer, so its a win/win.
Alright, for something that’s not technically a real blog post, this shit is long. So, I’m gonna leave you this... my comment of the week.
Comment of the Week
Underneath my “epic” awards post, an anonymous user wrote the following...
“You're also an epic scumbag.”
I think we all know who left that one!
That’s all for now folks.
Shit. I almost forgot...
PS: Remember when I went to New York City last year and, while I was there, I totally shit myself? Yeah, well... on Sunday, I’m going to try and create the madness of last year (without shitting the bed). If you’re in or around Manhattan, hit me up and you can buy me a drink... and, if you’re not, you can follow along here, here and here... I’m sure I will have many stories to tell!