All About "Me" In Seven... Okay, Eight Words

Note, this is not a real post... It’s more like a “forced” post, thanks to this asshole! It is, however, an opportunity for me to talk about myself. So, I guess it’s kinda like a real post in that sense.

Whatever. Roll with it, okay? 

This happened today...

While I am totally appreciative of such awards and I totally lost my cookies the first time I received one, I’m not gonna lie... Blog awards are a total pain in the ass. Not because of the whole meme thing... I mean, it does give me blog fodder, but because I absolutely HATE having to pass it on.

Since the gentleman who bestowed this great honor unto me said that the rules of this one are pretty vague, I’m gonna run with that and make my own rules.

Deal with it.

First off, this award requires that I pass it on to other “inspirational bloggers.” I’m not gonna do that... exactly. Instead, I am going to shamelessly promote my fellow Sproket Ink crew members, all of whom are incredible bloggers in their own right and, to me, are quite inspirational. Go meet them and check out their personal websites.

Since I’m the king of this particular party, I hereby free them from any obligations associated with this award... because I can.

The second requirement of this award is that I tell you seven things about myself.

Yeah. No.

I’m feeling lazy. So, instead, I’m going to give you seven words that I believe describe me.

1. Interesting
2. Smart
3. Talented
4. Handsome
5. Funny
6. Sexy
7. Egotistical

Feel free to add your own descriptive words in the comments section!

While I’m here, I wanna share a couple of goodies with you...

Remember the whole Sprocket Ink thing? Well, my first story has been published. You can check it out here.

Stay tuned for my second exciting piece of journalistic snark scheduled for Friday at 2 p.m.
It’s already written and it ROCKS. So, be sure to check it out.

Also, remember this little ditty I wrote that nobody fucking commented on?

HeadsUp_Dad liked it enough to pick it up. So, eat me.

8. Douche

There. Now you can’t use that word to describe me in the comments section.

The joke is on you!