Tuesday, April 10, 2012

There is no "I" in "team", which is fine with me, because I don't want to be on your stupid team anyway!

Post #9 in a 26-part series in the “Blogging from A to Z Blog Challenge.” Nine? Seriously? I have 17 more of these to go? Fuck me. Today’s letter is “I” -- Enjoy!

I started to write this post about how Facebook is full of “imbeciles”.

I managed to write about 450 words on the subject and then my eyes started to cross and I realized that I just don’t have it in me tonight.

I am currently writing my A to Z challenge posts the night before they are published -- just wanted to clarify that... because if my eyes are still crossing at 7am on Tuesday morning, we are going to have a real fucking problem.

I abandoned the “imbecile” post, obviously, because it seems that I just can’t handle being creative right now, which is why I decided it would be much easier just to focus on “I” -- translation, “me” -- because, after all, I am an absolute narcissist and I find it so fucking easy to talk about myself.

I saw this coming on Easter Sunday.

I warned all of you that this was going to happen.

I went to work on Monday and it was totally fucking worse than I thought.

I hate my fucking job.

I don’t work well with others.

I’m tired


I think I am hallucinating.

I have a really good blog post brewing for “j”.

I promise.

3 comments:

The I's Have It said...

Huh. I just wrote about Dumb people. It was D for Depressing.

*I* don't like reading self-loathing posts by Six. (Well, except for the ones that are really f-ing funny.) But this one sounds really down :( Get some sleep! Go toast a marshmallow in the brush fire! (is that in poor taste?) Watch some porn!

My husband sent me a motivational photo the other day. It said "TEAMWORK. There is no "me" in Human Centipede" (supply your own visual). I don't want to be on that team, either.

MOV said...

oh, I have days like this. I get it. Take a deep breath. Then maybe get an ice-cream.

Looking forward to reading more of your rants and raves!

best,
MOV

The Six-Fingered Monkey said...

@The I's Have It: Sigh. Yes, this was a depressing one... without an ounce of funny. I don't like unfunny. I read your "d" post... great minds... Oh and I know you know this already but I love your husband.

@MOV: Yes, that too passed and I am feeling more like myself today! :)