Post #9 in a 26-part series in the “Blogging from A to Z Blog Challenge.” Nine? Seriously? I have 17 more of these to go? Fuck me. Today’s letter is “I” -- Enjoy!
I started to write this post about how Facebook is full of “imbeciles”.
I managed to write about 450 words on the subject and then my eyes started to cross and I realized that I just don’t have it in me tonight.
I am currently writing my A to Z challenge posts the night before they are published -- just wanted to clarify that... because if my eyes are still crossing at 7am on Tuesday morning, we are going to have a real fucking problem.
I abandoned the “imbecile” post, obviously, because it seems that I just can’t handle being creative right now, which is why I decided it would be much easier just to focus on “I” -- translation, “me” -- because, after all, I am an absolute narcissist and I find it so fucking easy to talk about myself.
I started to write this post about how Facebook is full of “imbeciles”.
I managed to write about 450 words on the subject and then my eyes started to cross and I realized that I just don’t have it in me tonight.
I am currently writing my A to Z challenge posts the night before they are published -- just wanted to clarify that... because if my eyes are still crossing at 7am on Tuesday morning, we are going to have a real fucking problem.
I abandoned the “imbecile” post, obviously, because it seems that I just can’t handle being creative right now, which is why I decided it would be much easier just to focus on “I” -- translation, “me” -- because, after all, I am an absolute narcissist and I find it so fucking easy to talk about myself.
I saw this coming on Easter Sunday.
I warned all of you that this was going to happen.
I went to work on Monday and it was totally fucking worse than I thought.
I hate my fucking job.
I don’t work well with others.
I’m tired
I think I am hallucinating.
I have a really good blog post brewing for “j”.
I promise.
3 comments:
Huh. I just wrote about Dumb people. It was D for Depressing.
*I* don't like reading self-loathing posts by Six. (Well, except for the ones that are really f-ing funny.) But this one sounds really down :( Get some sleep! Go toast a marshmallow in the brush fire! (is that in poor taste?) Watch some porn!
My husband sent me a motivational photo the other day. It said "TEAMWORK. There is no "me" in Human Centipede" (supply your own visual). I don't want to be on that team, either.
oh, I have days like this. I get it. Take a deep breath. Then maybe get an ice-cream.
Looking forward to reading more of your rants and raves!
best,
MOV
@The I's Have It: Sigh. Yes, this was a depressing one... without an ounce of funny. I don't like unfunny. I read your "d" post... great minds... Oh and I know you know this already but I love your husband.
@MOV: Yes, that too passed and I am feeling more like myself today! :)
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