Post #15 in a 26-part series in the “Blogging from A to Z Blog Challenge,” which I signed up for because I am glutton for punishment. Today’s letter is “O” -- Enjoy!
See that? It's not just OMG... No, kiddies, that’s an OMFG! Like in, Oh. My. Fucking. God! I am SO. Excited!
What’s got you excited Six? Did you win the lottery? Did you book that nudist cruise that you’ve always wanted to go on? Did you win a lifetime supply of cheeseburgers?
No, no, and NO. In fact, its better.
Seriously? Better than being rich and eating cheeseburgers naked while hanging out with a bunch of other naked people?
Okay, you got me... but, it’s a close second.
See that? It's not just OMG... No, kiddies, that’s an OMFG! Like in, Oh. My. Fucking. God! I am SO. Excited!
What’s got you excited Six? Did you win the lottery? Did you book that nudist cruise that you’ve always wanted to go on? Did you win a lifetime supply of cheeseburgers?
No, no, and NO. In fact, its better.
Seriously? Better than being rich and eating cheeseburgers naked while hanging out with a bunch of other naked people?
Okay, you got me... but, it’s a close second.
Today, if all goes as planned, I
am going to leave work promptly at 4:15 p.m., get in my car and drive
straight to Manhattan.
Manhattan? Why are you going to Manhattan Six?
I’m glad you asked.
I am going to meet my idol.
The woman I want to be when I grow up (only with a penis -- me being the one with the penis, silly).
The coolest fucking chick (other than The Girlfriend) in the entire fucking UNIVERSE!
Manhattan? Why are you going to Manhattan Six?
I’m glad you asked.
I am going to meet my idol.
The woman I want to be when I grow up (only with a penis -- me being the one with the penis, silly).
The coolest fucking chick (other than The Girlfriend) in the entire fucking UNIVERSE!
That’s right folks, I’m gonna go meet Jenny Lawson a.k.a The Bloggess!
Jenny is on tour promoting her new book "Let's Pretend This Never Happened," and, when I heard she was coming to Manhattan...
Well, duh!
Its a book signing and I haven't even bought the book yet... but I am gonna buy one there and hopefully get her to sign it... and get her to talk to me... and get her to let The Girlfriend take pictures of us together making gang signs... and maybe get The Girlfriend to let Jenny sign her big boobs (yes, The Girlfriend has big boobs, see how I slipped that in? No pun intended...)... and hopefully get The Girlfriend to let me take a picture of THAT... and then I can use the picture to as fodder for
Ya know what?
I'm gonna stop right there. I think that would be best for everyone involved.
PS: I'm gonna try to send updates from the book signing... so, if you don't already... follow me on Twitter and "like" my Facebook page... NOW, bitches!
1 comment:
Jenny is blogging royalty.
So jealous!
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