"Nada"

Post #14 in a 26-part series in the “Blogging from A to Z Blog Challenge,” which I'm really enjoying... seriously. Today’s letter is “N”!

Zero.

Zilch.

Nothing.

That’s pretty much what I have for you today. Now, I know that it may seem like I’m slacking on the whole A to Z Challenge thing, but I promise you that I am not. I have big fucking plans people... BIG plans and, if everything goes the way that I want it to? “O”, “P” and “Q” are gonna knock your knickers off (I feel like I'm repeating myself).

Swear it.

The things is, I have had a SUPER busy weekend.

Not to worry, all of you who commented about how I should do something nice for The Girlfriend... blah blah blah...

We took a break from our spring cleaning project on Saturday night (by the way, the house is clean, the yard looks great and I ditched a whole bunch of shit that we didn’t need and was taking up way too much room -- also, I rearranged my office so I could watch porn work more comfortably) and went out on a romantic date.

So there!

Anywho, if you missed my first-ever video blog post... (check it out now, please... please, please, please)... It should keep you busy until tomorrow.

Six: No one commented on my video blog post. Actually, that's not true... one person did... but she's a friend, so it doesn't really count.

The Girlfriend: They’re probably scared of you now.

Six: What do you mean?

The Girlfriend: It was a little creepy.

Six: Creepy? What was creepy about it?

The Girlfriend: Well, for starters there’s the part where you were naked.

Six: I thought that was the best part.

The Girlfriend: Creepy.

Sigh