Goodness Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!

Recently, my buddy and fellow blogger “Wow, that was awkward” (You should read his blog because he is SO much cooler than me!) wrote about the biggest concern facing divorced men, specifically the need to keep their balls shaved.

In a nutshell (no pun intended), Wow points out that when men make their way back out onto the market, their change purse needs to be smooth because, apparently, this is what the lady’s want.

Being an avid manscaper myself, I concur with his advice. Being a lying, cheating bastard, it wasn’t divorce that prompted me to start peeling my onions... I’ve been fighting to keep the shit smooth for years now because, as I always say, you never know who is going to tickling your testes.

I’m just being honest here.

Why I’ll Never Eat Thai Food Again

Before heading to Manhattan last week, we made sure that we had some sort of plan mapped out. 

I like plans. 

I like maps.

Knowing I would be in class for the first half of our trip, we saved the crazy stuff for the second half of the week.

By crazy stuff I mean concerts, plays, sightseeing, shopping... 

What? I’m an old man!

So, in the spirit of “taking it light,” we planned a couple of nights out to dinner and early bedtimes for the first part of the week.  

Look me in my "brand new" eye...

Last week, I saw New York City in a way I hadn’t seen it in a really long time... (mostly) sober.

You see, The Girlfriend recently made a personal decision to quit drinking -- a decision that I support and respect 100%. Obviously, when you live with someone and they make this sort of difficult, life-changing decision, you need to make adjustments in your own life.

New York: In Photos - Best. Trip. Ever.

I just wrapped up my annual trip to New York and though I have many stories to share, I figured I would start with some photos and a quick synopses of my trip. If you follow me on Facebook or if you follow me on Twitter you may have seen a few of these.